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Bombing Runs

Dear readers, It is my great honor to inform you that I’m taking the site you all love and adore, and I am destroying it for my own capitalistic gains. As many of you (me) know, I have been spending … Continue reading

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Am I the only person defending our lane here?!

It’s a wall. Our lane is a wall. We do not let cars merge into a wall. That is not how it works. And if a wall has just one weak spot that the enemy can penetrate, then the whole … Continue reading

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Free internet and the associated costs

I’m getting free high-speed internet, and I think I’m going to cancel it. “What?!” you’re thinking to yourself. “I’d love to get my internet for free. How can you possibly want to get rid of that?!” By now you’re frothing … Continue reading

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Worst soldier you’ve ever seen

I’m the worst soldier. “Sweet, I’ve got an ATV,” I think to myself. “Time to go where the action’s at…. Should be a little quicker if I go off road…. Afterall, it’s an ‘all-terrain vehicle.’” Cue death number one, wherein … Continue reading

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The state of our site

Over this year, we’ve seen a lot of growth and change here at the blog. Words were written. Words were read. All in all, it’s been a year. A real year, friends. That year is coming to an end, and … Continue reading

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By the Numbers: Playing the lottery

“Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!” you hear the homeless man in front of you exclaim as he digs his final few dollars from his torn up, dirty, holey sneakers. “Why don’t you use that money to buy new … Continue reading

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Back from the dead

Greetings devout readers! I’m back! It’s been months since my last post and you’re no doubt wondering where I’ve been. It’s not important. Suffice it to say that a traffic accident may have occurred near the Mexican border while I … Continue reading

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Free Hands

My wife just bought me a hands-free device for my cellphone since I drive quite a bit for work. And because I recently hit a deer. It comes in very handy, but now that I don’t have to hold the … Continue reading

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Back! and taxes

Hey readers! Taxes are finished, and I’ve got a lot of money headed my way! Or an audit. I don’t really know how taxes work, but they don’t seem that bad. Here I thought taxes were all about paying the … Continue reading

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Mantenna Man

A shadow clutched the side of a radio tower.  Amidst tumultuous thunder and showers he looks out into the night. He sees what mortal men cannot see. One with the radio waves that pass unbeknownst to the masses, he picks … Continue reading

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