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Worst soldier you’ve ever seen

I’m the worst soldier. “Sweet, I’ve got an ATV,” I think to myself. “Time to go where the action’s at…. Should be a little quicker if I go off road…. Afterall, it’s an ‘all-terrain vehicle.’” Cue death number one, wherein … Continue reading

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The state of our site

Over this year, we’ve seen a lot of growth and change here at the blog. Words were written. Words were read. All in all, it’s been a year. A real year, friends. That year is coming to an end, and … Continue reading

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By the Numbers: Playing the lottery

“Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!” you hear the homeless man in front of you exclaim as he digs his final few dollars from his torn up, dirty, holey sneakers. “Why don’t you use that money to buy new … Continue reading

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Back from the dead

Greetings devout readers! I’m back! It’s been months since my last post and you’re no doubt wondering where I’ve been. It’s not important. Suffice it to say that a traffic accident may have occurred near the Mexican border while I … Continue reading

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Free Hands

My wife just bought me a hands-free device for my cellphone since I drive quite a bit for work. And because I recently hit a deer. It comes in very handy, but now that I don’t have to hold the … Continue reading

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Back! and taxes

Hey readers! Taxes are finished, and I’ve got a lot of money headed my way! Or an audit. I don’t really know how taxes work, but they don’t seem that bad. Here I thought taxes were all about paying the … Continue reading

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Mantenna Man

A shadow clutched the side of a radio tower.  Amidst tumultuous thunder and showers he looks out into the night. He sees what mortal men cannot see. One with the radio waves that pass unbeknownst to the masses, he picks … Continue reading

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Stevan The Barbarian and the Department Store Heist Part 2

Stevan watched from the doorway as the shadowy form turned around holding a single sheet of paper. The thin, self-satisfied smirk across Snorf’s face was immediately replaced by a look of horror as his light revealed the chiseled details of … Continue reading

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Arby’s Value Investigation

Alright readers, you’ve been biting your nails long enough. I promised a ground breaking post today, so here it is. If you’re like me, you love Arby’s tender, juicy roast beef sandwiches. Since I’m the only person who reads my … Continue reading

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Stevan The Barbarian and the Department Store Heist Part 1

Wow, the response on my latest poll about whether or not I should hold said poll was amazing.     If you’re one of the one readers that participated in the poll, then you already know that you chose (overwhelmingly) for me … Continue reading

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