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By the Numbers: Playing the lottery

“Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!” you hear the homeless man in front of you exclaim as he digs his final few dollars from his torn up, dirty, holey sneakers. “Why don’t you use that money to buy new … Continue reading

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Free Hands

My wife just bought me a hands-free device for my cellphone since I drive quite a bit for work. And because I recently hit a deer. It comes in very handy, but now that I don’t have to hold the … Continue reading

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Back! and taxes

Hey readers! Taxes are finished, and I’ve got a lot of money headed my way! Or an audit. I don’t really know how taxes work, but they don’t seem that bad. Here I thought taxes were all about paying the … Continue reading

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