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Stevan the Barbarian and the Deep Depths Part 1

A rumbling pulse carried through the thick stone walls. Stevan slept, though his eyes remained alert. He was accustomed to the vibrations. Scant light entered the damp dungeon where he lay, and none announced the arrival of morning, but Stevan … Continue reading

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By the Numbers: Playing the lottery

“Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!” you hear the homeless man in front of you exclaim as he digs his final few dollars from his torn up, dirty, holey sneakers. “Why don’t you use that money to buy new … Continue reading

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Free Hands

My wife just bought me a hands-free device for my cellphone since I drive quite a bit for work. And because I recently hit a deer. It comes in very handy, but now that I don’t have to hold the … Continue reading

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Back! and taxes

Hey readers! Taxes are finished, and I’ve got a lot of money headed my way! Or an audit. I don’t really know how taxes work, but they don’t seem that bad. Here I thought taxes were all about paying the … Continue reading

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Mantenna Man

A shadow clutched the side of a radio tower.  Amidst tumultuous thunder and showers he looks out into the night. He sees what mortal men cannot see. One with the radio waves that pass unbeknownst to the masses, he picks … Continue reading

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Stevan The Barbarian and the Department Store Heist Part 2

Stevan watched from the doorway as the shadowy form turned around holding a single sheet of paper. The thin, self-satisfied smirk across Snorf’s face was immediately replaced by a look of horror as his light revealed the chiseled details of … Continue reading

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Stevan The Barbarian and the Department Store Heist Part 1

Wow, the response on my latest poll about whether or not I should hold said poll was amazing.     If you’re one of the one readers that participated in the poll, then you already know that you chose (overwhelmingly) for me … Continue reading

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Nerf Darts and Bullets

If you’ve played the video game “Borderlands,” then you probably enjoyed it. You might even think it’s “really good.” I think it’s just okay.

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Just like real life except fun!

Have you ever wished you could just get away? Quit your job, grab a couple tools and some beef jerky and go live off the land? I have. But thanks to the wonders of modern technology, we can experience all … Continue reading

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Stuff for Sale

I’m not a good salesman. I used to assume I would be because I just assumed I was probably good at everything. As it turns out, I’m not. I know this because I’ve tried it and it wasn’t that fun. … Continue reading

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